| Why should I care about Jim or his Ostentatious Website? |  |
Good question! I am just a writer who also has a real job. This web page is primarily a way to guarantee that I'll get published. While the printing press isn't exactly extinct, the web is, in my opinion, a different but still viable way to communicate. Any schlock can post his opinions on the web, but I believe people will discover a way to sift through the dregs to find the good stuff.
So here's my stuff. Skipping the agent, the publicist, the publisher, the typesetter, and (sorry) the editor. Straight from me to every anonymous teenager who was hoping to find pictures of boobs. (And, just to make sure I pop up on a few more internet searches, let me say the word again: boobs.) Currently you are in Hell, which is where I reside. To read some stuff I've written, go to Meat. To check out my favorite spots, go to Places. Or Email me, if you dare... Happy reading! |